Sitting beside Ben in the bar was the ugliest woman he'd ever laid eyes on, so ugly was she, in fact, that he refused each and every one of her advances.
After awhile, having had one too many, the woman said "Y'know, mishter, if I have one more drink I'm really gonna feel it."
Turning to the woman, Ben said, "T'tell the truth, sister, if I have one more drink, I prob'ly won't mind."
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