One Stone

During the times of Native Americans the tribe's chief would name all of the children of the village based off of what he saw first after the birth or what was wrong with the child. In this case the young one was born with only one testicle. The chief had named him One Stone. All his life One Stone hated his name, but everyone in the village thought it was the funniest thing. One day the chief had passed, and his wife and daughter were planning a funeral away from the village. One Stone, realizing the passing of the chief made him the newest man of the tribe, had decreed that henceforth he shall be called Turk and never again One Stone, and whoever disobeyed him shall be taken far from the village and raped to death. The widow of the chief returns to the village, and asks One Stone to help with the funeral plans. He agrees, but on the way to the funeral spot he takes her off the side of the road and rapes her to death. As he returns the daughter of the chief also returns and asks "One Stone, have you seen my mother?" He tells her he has and will take her. As they near her mother's body, he takes her astray and begins to rape her. Over and over he rapes her, but she will not die! The moral of the story: you cannot kill two birds with one stone.

Tl;dr: indian with one testicle cannot rape 2 woman to death with 1 stone.

Edit: tl;dr and spelling

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