I sat down and a guy in the cubicle next to me said;
"Alright mate"
"Erm, yeah" I replied.
"What you up to?" he asked.
"I'm just taking a shit, what are you up to?" I said.
There was a brief pause and then I heard him say:
"Let me call you back in a minute mate, some cunt in the cubicle next to me is answering all my questions".
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