She accidentally knocks her youngest son's jar of bb's into the brownie mix. She says "oh it'll be alright"
Several hours after the brownies were done her youngest son comes to her with tears in his eyes and says "Mommy, when I was using the restroom I was peeing and something hard came out."
She said "Oh it was just a BB, you'll be alright."
Half an hour later she's cleaning and she hears sobbing coming from the bathroom, she sees her daughter and asks what's wrong. Her daughter says "I think I have kidney stones."
The mom replies "oh it was just a BB, you'll be alright."
Later that night she hears her oldest son laughing and says "Let me guess, you were peeing and a BB came out?"
He says "No I was beating off and shot the dog!"
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