Two men are in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The first man says to the other, "You know, some days the wind is so strong up here you can take a drink of beer, jump out the window, and walk right back in."
To which the second man replies, "There is no way that that is possible!"
The first man says "I bet $100 that I can jump out that window and come right back in."
The second man, thinking this will be an easy $100 agrees, but tells the first man to leave his wallet.
So the first man pulls out his wallet, takes a drink of beer, jumps out the window, waits for a few moments, and then jumps back in.
The second man is astonished. "Okay, I bet you the same thing. Double or nothing!"
The first man agrees and watches the second man leave his wallet, take a drink of beer, jump out the window, but doesn't return. The first man then goes over to the window, closes it, and walks back to his seat.
At this point the bartender comes over and says to the first man, "You're one mean drunk, Superman."
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