... looking for a someone to get off with. She spots a guy at the bar, who is already pretty wasted, but she's attracted and approaches to him.
They have a few more drinks and while they are waiting for a cab outside, thinking about whether they go to her or his place, it comes to her mind, it's that time of the month for her.
"Pah, he's so wasted, he won't bother anyway!"
Finally they go to his place, spend the night together and she leaves early in the morning without waking him up.
He wakes up later, having a killer hangover, headaches and the whole bed is full of blood.
"Oh Christ, what happened here?", he thinks.
"Oh wait, there was this woman, wasn't there? Did I kill her?"
He goes to the basement, checks the weapon storage. All weapons clean, ammunition's complete: "I didn't shoot her!"
He goes up to the kitchen, checks the kitchen knifes. Knifes complete, all clean: "I didn't stab her!"
"Oh man, I need a shower first"
He goes to the bathroom, takes a look in the mirror:
"Oh shit, I ate her!"
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