A man is in an accident and is placed on an oxygen mask to assist his breathing.
His nurse checks on him and asks if there is anything he needs?
He say yes, could you check if my testicles are black?
She thinks, that is an odd request but decides to check for him as he looks very nervous.
She looks at his testicles, flips them left and right and even rolls them in her hand to get a good look.
After a few seconds she puts the sheet back down and notices the man smiling. She says to him,"no sir your testicles are fine. Why are you smiling?"
He simply points at the mask, which she removes and he replies,"i just wanted to thank you for that experience, it was wonderful. But, are my test results back?"
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