One of my employees came into my office today. He insisted he'd quit if he wasn't treated with more respect.

"Come on, we both know you'll never walk out of this job", I laughed.
"Just watch me then!" he yelled.
As he turned around in his wheelchair, I knew he misunderstood my point.

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