One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Whale of a Time

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn't do it...

What happened to...

He lost his Italian sausage.

A Rich man and a...

An elderly man walks into a bar holding hands with a beautiful young woman....

Did you hear...

He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit.

A bra and a pair...

As soon as they walk in, the bartender tells them to get out immediately....

Fizzy drinks are

Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*

the american...

...it runs in the jeans.

If you're ever...

Make sure to go for the juggler.

The Flash series...

...too bad everything happens too fast.

En octubre en...

En octubre en Per� hab�a un mono que a cada rato se pajeaba. Un d�a pas� una...