An elderly man walks into a bar holding hands with a beautiful young woman. He is obviously a man of great wealth, as his watch is decked in diamonds and his suit is of Italian make.
As the pair sits down, the bartender says “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve minors here,” nodding towards the woman.
The man retorts “Now hold on just a minute. How would you know if she’s a minor? You haven’t even asked for her ID!”
The bartender shrugs and says “she’s clearly a gold digger.”
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