One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Sasquatch

Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.

Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.

Other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to Sasquatch, "You promised me, Sasquatch, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always.

But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of prints in the sand.

Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"

Sasquatch turned around, look me staight in the eyes and said,
"HHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"