(context: all pilots, no matter where in the world they live or are flying, must be able to speak english, it's the international aviation language.)
A commercial pilot, formerly a WWII luftwaffe pilot says, in german - "Flight 212, ready for takeoff."
The Berlin flight controller asks the pilot - "Can you please speak in english?"
The pilot, furious, replies in english - "Why?! I am a german pilot, on german soil, flying a german plane, speaking to a german air-traffic controller! Why do I have to speak english?!"
On the radio, you hear another, english pilot with a brittish accent reply - "Because you lost the bloody war!"
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