One night a man was driving..

...down the road. This man is very racist to black people and at night he likes to find black pedestrians and run them over. So he was out searching for people to hit and he sees his priest with a broke down car. He asks him if he needs a lift, and the priest agrees. So, they're driving down the road when he sees 2 black people walking. He starts panicking because it's 2, not 1 and he's never let one go before. He thinks to himself I can't murder them in front of my priest, so he grits his teeth, shuts his eyes and drives past the men walking. Seconds later, he opens his eyes and doesn't see the men. The priest looks over and says, "Don't worry, I got them with my door."