One morning, Farmer Brodt woke up, looked out his bedroom
window and saw that his barn was on fire. He quick got on
the phone and called the local fire department. When a
fireman answered his call Farmer Brodt said, "This here is
Farmer Brodt. My barn is on fire and I wondered if you
could help."
The fireman said, "Yes sir, Mr. Brodt - how do we get there ?"
and Farmer Brodt said, "Don't you have those little red
fire trucks no more?"
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