My phone rings, and I go to answer it right.
And my caller ID says wireless caller.
I pick it up.
Me: Hello?
No answer.
I said fine waste all your cell phone minutes on a crank call.
Some kid: How did you know I was on a cell phone?
Me: Your not supposed to talk IDIOT!
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