"Mommy, why is your chest so big and round?" she asks.
The mother sits next to her daughter on the edge of the bathtub and says, "Those are my breasts, love. You will get breasts when you grow up and become a beautiful woman."
The next morning the young girl walks in on her naked father shaving his face at the sink.
"Daddy," she says, her eyes as wide as saucers, "what's that hanging between your legs?"
"That's my cock," he replies.
Unable to break her gaze she asks, "When will I get a cock?"
"As soon as your mother leaves for work."
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