One morning a guy tells his wife that he is going to chop down 20 trees...

One morning a guy wakes up and tells his wife that he is going to chop down 20 trees in the woods with his ax and that he will be done by suppertime. He works and works all day long, but can only chop down two trees. He is so tired that when he comes in for supper he goes right to sleep without eating.

The next morning the guy gets up bright and early and tells his wife: "I'm goin' into town to pick me up one of those fancy chainsaws the boys are always talking about down at the bar. That axe just doesn't work so good." So the guy heads off into town and stops at the hardware store to buy a chainsaw.

He tells the hardware store owner what he wants and the owner says: "Ah, here's the chainsaw you want and it is guaranteed to cut down 20 trees in a day."

The guy gets all excited and says: "That is just what I need! I'll buy it."

So the guy takes his new chainsaw home and gets up bright and early again the next day. He works all day, but he can can only cut down one tree. He is beat red while he tells his wife: "That store owner sold me a piece of junk! I am going into town to get my money back!!"

He storms back into town the next day to return the chainsaw. He tells the hardware store owner: "This here chainsaw you sold me is defective. You told me I could cut down twenty trees and I could only cut down one!!!"

The store owner looks puzzled and says: "Oh?, let's see if it works OK." The store owner proceeds to pull the cord on the chainsaw. brum-brum-brum-brum-BBBRRRRUUMMAMAMA!!!!!!

The guy jumps back in horror: "What the hell is that noise?"