said the gentleman in the restaurant as he ordered another entree in addition to his first. The waiter obliges, and returns a short while later with the item.
After finishing, the man calls the waiter over and again asks "One more please, before the trouble starts". The waiter is curious now, but nevertheless obliges and returns with his order.
Upon finishing, the man orders again: "One more please, before the trouble starts..." The waiter comes back with the order but his curiousity must be satisfied. "Excuse me, Sir. But may I ask: what trouble?"
The man grins. "I have no money."
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