A man dies in a hospital, the three nurses that were operating on him notice he has a raging hard-on. One of them says "I know it sounds weird but I suddenly got the urge to fuck him", so she does. The second nurse says "Wow that looks like fun, let me try", she fucks him too. The last nurse says "I'm on my period but I guess he wouldn't mind" as she is riding him the man suddenly jerks alive.The nurses then say "We thought you were dead" he responds with "I was but after 3 jumpstarts and a blood transfusion I feel fucking amazing".
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