A man came home late at night drunk. His wife was waiting up worried. She sees he has gold glitter on him. She suspects he was at a strip club so she asks "Where the hell have you been?”
He says, "The Golden Bar that just opened up. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, everything is gold!”
His wife suspects this is a lie, and says "I've never heard of it ".
The man drunkenly pulls out a napkin that has a phone number on it and says "call them!"
She hears a voice on the other line say "Thanks for calling, we have live music and drink specials every Friday. How may i help you?"
She yells “Do you really have golden chairs at your bar?”
“Absolutely ma’am.” replies the voice on the other end.
“And what about golden glasses?” she asks.
“Yes, we have those" comes the reply.
The husband starts to grin and smugly says "I told you! They even have a golden toilet!"
The wife says to the voice on the other line “My husband says you even have a golden toilet?”
She hears the bartender say “Hold on a minute miss…Johnny, I think I know who took a shit in your tuba!"
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