After a long day the local priest decides to drink from the holly wine, one drink turns into another and before he knows it he's running around naked through the fields. bëeing completly drunk he trips, hits his head on a rock and passes uit just when a thunder storm erupts. the thunderstorm covers him completelly with mud except for his penis.
the next morning the local nuns are picking muschrooms in those same feelds. every time they pick a muschroom they sing a little song.
the first nun sings " One little mushroom tralalala, two little muschrooms tralalala, ..."
When she encounters the priest's penis she screams and runs away.
the second nun sings "One little mushroom tralalala, two little muschrooms tralalala, ..."
When she encounters the priest's penis she also screams and runs away.
the third nun who is a lot older and has a deeper voice then the other nuns sings "ONE LITTLE MUSCHROOM TRALALALA, TWO LITTLE MUSCHROOMS TRALALALA"
when she encouters the priest's penis she looks at it and sings "THREE LITTLE MUSCHROOMS TRALALALA"
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