One evening after dinner, a little kid walks up to his father and goes: "Dad! Dad! Some of the other kids were talking and they were saying how 'cunt' and 'vagina' mean the same thing! What is a cunt-vagina? Are they the same thing"
The dad raises a finger to his lips and says. "Go to your room. I'll show you later tonight."
At some point in the night, the dad wakes the son and they walk up to the room in which the mum is sleeping. After some clever tiptoeing, the dad points and says: "That, my son, is a vagina."
"Is that the same as a cunt?" the little boys asks, whispering.
"Oh no." the dad says. "That's the rest of her."
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