One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up
to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says,
"Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and
storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."
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