One Hour Delay

One day there was a little boy sitting down playing with his new
train set while his mother was fixing dinner. The mother, busy
fixing dinner was not really paying any attention to what her
son was saying so as she started to tune in to him she heard"
choo! choo! all you motherfuckers who wanna get on thr train get
on and to all you motherfuckers who wanna get off the train get
off.The mother scolded and put the little boy in timeout for an
hour and told him to think about what he had done. When the hour
was up the little boy decided that he was ready to play with his
train again so he started "choo! choo! all you ladies and
gentlemen who wanna get on the train get on and all you ladies
and gentlemen who wanna get off the train get off and for those
of you wondering about the one hour delay talk to the bitch in
the kitchen."