John and his girlfriend, Carol, were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then Carol leaned over and whispered in John's ear, "Can you drive using only one hand?""I sure can" John grinned, thinking his luck was in."Good!" Carol said, "Then wipe your nose; it's running!"
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