This happened last night as I was heading out before a tinder date looking all magic Mike.
"Son, I'll bet you anything I know where you got your shoes."
I brought these new kicks last week from a store that just opened. He has no chance.
"Are you sure?" I said all excited.
"Yes! Here!" He pulls out a hundred dollar bill and places it on the table in front of me.
"My hundred to your $10, we got a deal?"
"Of course!" I said. This is going to be a free night out.
"Put your $10 on the table then son"
Never have I ripped out a ten dollar note faster.
"I'll tell you where you got your shoes..... On your feet"
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