- Tonight I gonna call on you with two chicks...
- Are they pretty?
- Well, how shall I put it... It depends on how much you get drunk...
*Evening*. the doorbell rings. *The second one* opens the door - glances at the сhicks - slams the door in their faces with the words: *No, I don't drink that much!*
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