Three drunk men hired a taxi from town center to their house.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he decided to cheat them. He started the engine, and instead of driving, turned it off after one minute. Then told the men, “We have reached your house, get down.”
The first man got down and handed him money. The second man said, “Thank you”. The third man slapped the driver!
The driver, shocked and thinking that the third man is aware of his prank, asked him, “Why have you slapped me?”.
The man replied, “Control your speed next time. You nearly killed us!”
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