One day there was a pair of titties. It said to the dick, "How come your always with vagina but never with me? :( " Dick replies, "I wanted too but my friend told me it's not right." Now the titties are getting jelly and furious. She wanted to scream, To Cry, TO KILL, TO.... *squish squish* Dick comes in. Titties you poured milk everywhere...
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