A guy wants to buy a new Harley...

A guy wants to buy a new Harley to impress his new girlfriend, (she wants him to impress her parents when he meets them for the first time) so he heads down to the dealership and picks out the one he has been looking at for weeks. The dealer tells him that the chrome is brand new, so to combat rust, he is going to need to apply a layer of Vaseline to the chrome for the next few weeks whenever it rains. He hands the boyfriend a complimentary tube of the gel to get him started.

He picks up the bike, heads over to pick up his girlfriend, and then they make their way to her parent's house. On arrival, she stops him and says, "honey, we have only one rule at dinner tonight. Whoever speaks first at dinner has to do the dishes." He says "no problem," and they head inside.

As they enter the front door, he realizes how big of a task this is going to be. There are dishes EVERYWHERE. Stacked in the foyer, hallways, kitchen, and the dining room are dishes of every shape and size from the floor to the ceiling. He thinks "holy shit...I'm not saying a word!" The parents are already waiting for them at the table with dinner ready, so they sit down.

As they sit in awkward silence eating their meal, the boyfriend starts to wonder how far he can push this silence rule before it breaks. He reaches over and grabs his girlfriend's breast, but the parents say nothing. He takes it a step further and proceeds to strip her naked right there at the table. Not a word. He bends her over the table, and fucks her right in front of them. After he finishes, he thinks that there has to be a way to get someone to talk.

He jumps across the table, bends the mother over, and fucks her right there in front of God and everyone else. While the dad has a furious look on his face, and the girlfriend a shocked looks on hers, nobody speaks. The boyfriend is shocked. "What the fuck do I have to do," he thinks.

Just then, he looks out the window, and sees a spatter of rain start to fall. He runs over to his pants, pulls out the tube of Vaseline that the salesman gave him earlier that day, and the father exclaims, "ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!"