One day, terrorists attacked a village [NSFW]

Warning : A joke from my own language. Terrible grammar ahead.

They took the men of village as hostages. The head of terrorists wanted to have some fun this time. He called the wives of the men to the camp of terrorists. He put bandage to women's eyes and told men to lose their pants. Terrorist turned to the women and said "You are going to touch every penis one by one. If you find your husband, that couple will be saved. If you cant find, wife and husband will die."

After that, first woman started to check penises one by one,

"Not this, not this, husbaand!"

She found right and both were spared. Then second woman came,

"Not this, not this, not this, nope, husbaaand!"

She was also right, both were again spared. Third one,

"Not this, not this, not this,... , husbaand!" Again right. This situation continued to appear. As a result, terrorist got bored and entered the queue. Next women came and started,

"Not this, not this, not this, not from village, not this, not this, husbaand!"

Edit: thanks kind stranger! My first gold! Not this submission, not that submission, gooold!