... he comes up to a laddr that reaches all the way up into the sky. Peter is an adventurous fellow and decides to climb up the ladder. He's climbing, climbing, climbing and gets through a layer of clouds. He then notices a fully clothed but very heavy set woman, with one hand rubbing her breasts and the other in her pants.
"F**k me or climb the ladder to success" she says as she raises the hand that was in her pants to her lips.
Not being turned on by this, Peter continues to climb up. He gets up to another cloud and he sees a average looking woman lying on a bed. She too has her hands busy in her panties.
"F**k me or climb the ladder to success" she says as she raises one of her hands that was in her pants to her lips.
Peter thinks to himself 'Okay this lady is definitely a lot hotter than the first one. Maybe if I climb up higher on this ladder I would get another one that is significantly hotter than this one' so he climbs up until he gets to the next cloud.
Once there he sees two super hot super model gorgeous women, both with huge tits, completely naked and they are oiling nd fingering up each other. They notice peter and come walking seductively to him.
"F**k us or climb the ladder to success" one of them says as she grabs her friends breasts from behind and plays with them for a moment.
Peter thinks to himself, 'Okay these women have been getting hotter and hotter the higher I have climbed. so at the top of this ladder I would be in absolute heaven', then continues to climb up.
He then gets to the very top. but all he sees is a small hut, and once he steps off the ladder to go closer to the hut, the ladder evaporates into nothing. He then notices a small sign on the way to the hut that says 'Success to go back'. He then gets to the hut, opens it, and instead of it being full with beautiful women wall-to-wall it instead has one really huge, overweight, greasy, boil and pimple covered skin of a man. He looks at Peter.
'Excuse me but where are the women?' Peter says inquisitively.
The man replies, 'Hi there, my name is Cess!'
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