One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say touch my dick and his mom say feel my titties.

One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say touch my dick and his mom say feel my titties. later that day he asked his mom what dick and titties meant. She replied, Well, dicks and titties are coats and hats. So, the next day he hears his parents arguing, he heard his mom call his dad a bastard and his dad call his mom a bitch. Later that day, he asked his dad what bitch and bastard meant. He replied, Well, bitches and bastards means ladies and gentlemen. So, the next day is Thanksgiving, he is in the bathroom watching his dad shave, when his dad slips, cuts himself with the razor and says Shit! When Tommy asked his dad what shit meant, he said that it was the brand of shaving cream he was using. After that, Tommy went down to the kitchen to see his mom. While he was watching her prepare the turkey, she slipped, cut herself with the knife and said, Fuck! When Tommy asked his mom what fuck was, she said that it was what she was putting in the turkey. A few minutes later, the doorbell rang, Tommy's mom asked him to answer the door. When Tommy opened the door, he saw it was the rest of the family. Taking a big breath Tommy prepared to greet them and said, Hello bitches and bastards! Put your dicks and titties in the closet, dad's upstairs wiping the shit off his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!