George and Margaret found each other -- and love -- at the Shady Glen Nursing home and got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, Margaret gets naked and slips into bed with the covers pulled up to her waist. As George approaches, Margaret, her hands shaking, says, "Be gentle with me. I have acute angina." To which George replies, "You'd better, because those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen!"
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