Later on, his sister goes up to their mom and says, "Mommy Mommy! Billy peed out a BB!". and the mom just says, "well its gotta come out somehow.."
an hour or two later, the sister goes up to the mom and says "Mommy Mommy, Billy peed out another BB!". and the mom says, "well, its gotta come out some time.."
a little bit later she goes up to her mom and once again says, "Mommy Mommy!", but the mother interrupts and says, "I know, I know. Billy peed out another BB-..."
"No! Billy was masturbating and he shot the dog!"
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