...As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "Then what are you whining about?"
EDITED according to suggestion by /u/MICkeyMURDER and typo corrected after comment by /u/ghostbustonmyboobs
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