One day an obnoxious atheist asked a pious Muslim man to explain to him why people suffered If God existed. The Muslim calmly thought for a minute

My girlfriends...

I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them.

There's no 'i' in...

No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!

My mum tripped...

It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold.

Bob the chicken

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and...

Be careful...

For £19.99 I can show you how to avoid them

They organized a...

Everybody won!

A Tale As Old As...

Once there was a tiny village just up the road. And in this village lived an...

I didn't who...

More like Pokemon GO to the poll.

A True Story

Subject: Students' rights during examinations Here is a true story someone...

Big explosion at...

There was de brie everywhere.