...to tell quotes to everyone he saw. He would go up to Johnny the IT guy and say "Great Scott!" He would go up to one of his coworkers and say "I am your father!" He even went up to the slightly skimpily dressed social worker and say "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!" He was in the middle of doing this when his boss told him to go to her office immediately. When he got there, she said 'I have been getting complaints from other people about your behavior and I'm afraid that you've used up your *Quote*-a.'
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