The German said, "We dug 100 ft. into the ground and found copper wires. Our ancestors were using electricity even 100 years ago."
The Englishmen replied, "Oh that's nothing, we dug 150 ft into the ground and found telephone wires. Our ancestors were using telephones 150 years ago."
The Irish proudly started speaking, "We dug up 2000 ft, and found nothing. Hence, our ancestors were using cell phones even 2000 years ago!"
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