The man asks his friend to bring his slippers from his room. On his way, the friend see's the man's two daughters. With a quick wit, he says: "Your father has sent me here to fuck you to.". The two girls, of course, protest. They ask, "How so, that's impossible. He'd never say such a thing!".
Thus, the friend yells out the window to his friend. "Both of them?"
"Yes, both of them. Both of them!"
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