One day a lady went to the doctors' office...


One day a lady went to the doctors' office
and told the doctor that her husband wasn't
interested in her any more he just wouldn't
have sex with her anymore.


So the doctor went into the back of the shop
and got a bottle of 100 pills. He told her
that "if you give your husband one of these
pills then he would have sex with you."


So she bought the pills and took them home.
She put one in his dinner and he ate it.
They had sex till midnight. The next day
she thought it was so good that she wanted
some more. so she put two in his dinner and
they had sex till twelve noon the next day.
She thought it was so good that she put all
of the pills in his dinner and he ate it.


Three weeks later a little kid was outside
screaming and a guy walked up to him and asked
him what was wrong the little kid said, "My
mom is dead, my sister is pregnent, my asshole
hurts and my dad is in there on the floor
saying, here kitty kitty kitty"

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