An Englishman a Scotsman and a Maori

were all seated together in a plane one day.

The plane is passing over England and the englishman pulls out a sword, throws it out of the plane and proclaims "I did it for my queen and country"

The plane then passes over Scotland and so the scotsman pulls out an axe and throws it out of the plane proclaiming in a thick scottish accent "I did it fer my country"

The plane is about to make a pass over New Zealand and the Maori not wanting to be the odd one out looks for something to throw out and so he picks up a grenade and throws it out of the plane saying "I did for my country ow!"

Back in England the englishman is walking home and see his mother running toward him crying her eyes out and the englishman stops his mother and asks "Mother why are you crying, whats the matter?" and the mother replied "Oh it was terrible, a sword fell from the sky and cut your father in half!"

Back in Scotland the scotsman is walking home and finds his mother sitting in the front of the door to their house crying her eyes out and the scotsman asked in his thick scottish accent "Ma why yer crying, wots happened?" and mother replied "Ooh it was terrible, an axe fell from the sky and cut yer wee father in half"

Back in New Zealand the Maori is walking back home and spots his father running toward him laughing his arse off and so he stops him in the middle of the street and asks "Eh dad whats so funny, why are you laughing so hard?" and the father replied "Oh son it was so funny i did a fart and the house blew up!"