Once upon a time the parts of the body had an argument about which body part should be boss.

The brain argued that since it was the smartest it should be boss.

The eyes said that without them the body would be helpless so they should be boss.

The stomach said that it was what digested the food and kept the body alive so it should be boss.

Then the asshole applied for the job.

The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the asshole got mad and went on strike.

After a few days of this the eyes were crossed, the stomach was bloated and the brain couldn't think straight.

So it was decided, since they could not get any work done without it, the asshole would be declared boss.

So you see, you don't have to be a brain to be boss.

Just an asshole.