When God created Scotland, He looked down on it with great joy. Unable to contain his pride for his newest creation, he summoned all of his Archangels to show them.
'Look here," said God. "This is the best and most beautiful country yet. Picturesque mountains, beautiful scenery, brave men, honest and stunning women and a biting and refreshing temperature."
"And look," he said, producing a bottle of amber coloured liquid from behind his back, "I've given them a special drink called whisky. Try some."
The angels each in turn took an appreciative sip. "Excellent," one of them said "But haven't you perhaps been too kind to them? Won't they be spoiled by all these things? Should there not be some drawback?"
God, with a small chuckle shook his head.
"Just wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them!"
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