"Please grant me one last wish" he sez.
"Anything" his loved ones reply.
"Help me make the world a better place."
His loved ones exchange a few looks. The silence agitates the mra and in his irritation he says, "don't be thick. You know what I mean: crush up a fistful of those seconals and make me a Kevorkian scotch and soda."
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