once a guy took his GF to a jewellery store.
guy - show me a good ring.
jeweller - see this, $10k.
guy - cheap, show me something more special and costly.
jeweller - see this $1.5M
guy - this is awesome !!
GF - WOAH, you are so sweet darling !!!
guy to jeweller - take this $1.5M cheque.
jeweller - we accept cheques but you will get the ring only after 2 days.
guy- not a problem
AFTER 2 DAYS
jeweller- take your cheque, it bounced and you have to pay a fine of $100.
guy with a grin, takes the receipt.
jeweller - you just got $100 fine, you are you laughing ?
guy - that girl fucked me for 2 days thinking she will get the $1.5M ring.
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