A devout Catholic woman was running late to Church, slipped and fell, skinning her elbows and knees, and splitting her skirt.
Dazed and confused, she glanced up a saw a man staring at her from the Church steps.
"Are you OK ?" he asked.
"Yes, but is Mass out ?" she asked.
"No ma'am," he replied, "but your hat is on crooked."
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