A guy picks up a girl in a bar. The girl is in a wheel chair. She is really flirty and asks the guy to take her home, via the park.
In the park, she starts talking dirty until the guy can take it no more. He hoists her out of the wheelchair, hangs her on the railings and gives her a good seeing to. he lifts her back into the wheelchair and takes her home.
When they get to her parent's house, he dad is still up. They chat and have a cup of coffee, then the girl goes off to bed. This leaves the guy and her dad.
The girl's dad immediately starts praising him. "You're a lovely guy son, a decent, honest, caring person". He praises him and praises him.
Eventually, the guy says, "If you don't mind me asking, why the praise, you've only just met me?"
The dad says, "Every other fucker leaves her on the railings."
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