On Halloween night the door bell rings, and a man answers it.

On Halloween night the door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, Trick or Treat! The man then asks the kid what he's dressed up as. The kid says I'm an IRS agent. The kid then proceeds to take 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.

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