A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on a ship. The ship springs a leak and begins to sink. As the passengers run to the lifeboats, the rabbi exclaims, "save the children!" The lawyer, in a hurry to get to a boat, says, "fuck the children!" The priest replies, "is there time?"
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